Tonight you'll need:
- Cleaning supplies
- Your SELL & DONATE boxes (or new ones if you filled them up yesterday!)
- A willing partner
Step One: Tell your boyfriend to clean.  At least a once-over.
Extra Credit: 
- Bleach grout.
- Launder shower curtains.
- Clean shower head to remove mineral deposits.
- Wipe down walls & ceilings (removing potential mold & mildew in the bathroom, grease in the kitchen).
- Clean behind the fridge.
- Run self-cleaning oven, or use oven cleaner.
- Scrub under burners.
- New box of baking soda in refrigerator.
Step Two: PURGE.  Here are a few items to review carefully:
- Old towels.  If they're old and scratchy, use them to wash your car instead of your body.
- Cosmetics.  They expire!  If it has sparkles or smells like bubblegum, chances are you've had it too long.
- Medications.  These expire also!
- Utensils.  Especially melted spatulas.  (oops.)
- Chipped or non-matching dishes.
- Stained tupperware.
- Spices.  Yep, these expire too.
- The entire contents of your fridge & freezer.  Toss, toss, toss!
- Your pantry.  DONATE non-perishables that you don't think you'll use soon.
- Tacky plastic cups and water bottles.  DONATE!
- Novelty appliances.  When did you last use your electric can-opener?  Magic Bullet?  This thing?  Put em' in the SELL box!
Step Three: Make yourself a treat in your newly neat kitchen, take a bubble bath in your sparkling bathroom. You've survived another night!

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